Published Work

i’ve written in some of the funniest, coolest places online and on my personal blog! OMG! so 2000s!


The New Yorker

New Subscription Services To Fill Your Home with Cardboard Boxes

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Self-Care Tips for Immigrants

Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

We Didn't Mean For You To Find Out About All Those Additional Dead Puerto Ricans

List: Historically Accurate Things to Shout at Your Cinco de Mayo Party

As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, From Indiana

List: ICE Detainee or Patient Given a Dramatic Arc on Grey's Anatomy?

List: Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?

My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant

An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me For a Criminal

Points In Case

I'm Marie Fucking Kondo and You Can Keep All Your Fucking Books, You Ingrates

The USA is the Greatest Country in the World, but Those Soccer Girls Need to be Nicer (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

Colonel Aureliano Buendía is CANCELLED

Now That the House is Democratic, I'm Turning My Life Around

List: Soccer Stadium or Game of Thrones Location?

The Complete and Definitive List of All Latinx Characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe


This Woman Accidentally Said Something Racist and They Gave Her a Column in the New York Times


Read Felipe's pieces for BuzzFeed and BuzzFeed Español.


Paddington Bear Helps Me Live as an Immigrant


Watching Narcos as a Colombian Writer Page

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