Published Work

i’ve written in some of the funniest, coolest places online and on my personal blog! OMG! so 2000s!

 

The New Yorker

My Summer Reading

I Am the Fireworks Man

Beware The Piano Man (co-written with Dru Johnston)

Welcome to Netflix World (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

How To Stream “The Office”

How To Vote By Mail

Wedding Rings for Real Men (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

Ugh, What Next?!

New Subscription Services To Fill Your Home with Cardboard Boxes

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

I’m Resigning Because the Response to My Box of Scorpions Has Become A Distraction (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

Turkey or Sides: A Socratic Dialogue (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

Self-Care Tips for Immigrants

Sorry, But I Don’t Think Attending Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters Will Get Me Into Brown (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

We Didn't Mean For You To Find Out About All Those Additional Dead Puerto Ricans

List: Historically Accurate Things to Shout at Your Cinco de Mayo Party

As Your Senator, I Vow to Never Do Anything That Will Upset Bob, 54, From Indiana

List: ICE Detainee or Patient Given a Dramatic Arc on Grey's Anatomy?

List: Young Hollywood Heartthrob or Two IKEA Products?

My Daily Routine as a Job-Stealing Immigrant

An Open Letter to the US Immigration Officer Who Confused Me For a Criminal

Points In Case

I'm Marie Fucking Kondo and You Can Keep All Your Fucking Books, You Ingrates

List: If I Responded to Americans Like They Respond to the Fact That I'm Colombian

The USA is the Greatest Country in the World, but Those Soccer Girls Need to be Nicer (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

Who Do You Like More, The Country or The Hispanics (co-written with Taylor Kay Phillips)

Colonel Aureliano Buendía is CANCELLED

Now That the House is Democratic, I'm Turning My Life Around

List: Soccer Stadium or Game of Thrones Location?

The Complete and Definitive List of All Latinx Characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Reductress

This Woman Accidentally Said Something Racist and They Gave Her a Column in the New York Times

BuzzFeed 

Read Felipe's pieces for BuzzFeed and BuzzFeed Español.

Romper/Bustle

Paddington Bear Helps Me Live as an Immigrant

Mitú

Watching Narcos as a Colombian

CollegeHumor.com Writer Page

Read Felipe's humor pieces for CollegeHumor.com

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Where he blogs about TV, movies, and how being an immigrant is a Kafkaesque nightmare!